BYEEEEEE

Ramaswamy and his deadly buns IV

Season 1

Episode 4

Ramaswamy reaches the KRS dam on his katar-katar Bajaj scooter wearing his very special lungi. He sees a lady in red standing at the entrance and notices The White Official Letter in her right hand with the incription RBA on it. He realises what this is all about. He remembers what he had forgotten all this while. It was the moment of truth! 

"Attchoo!" His train of thought is disrupted when the lady sneezes. He wants to finish this fast. He goes upto her (not too close because he's super sensitive to viruses that cause cold) and she says, "Do you have it?" He says, "Uh, aaf course medam! I have it with me all the time. But, you are not the regular one." She shows him the letter and says, "This proves my credibility." Convinced, Ramaswamy begins unwrapping his very special lungi and from the pocket of his silky chaddi, he removes a piece of metal with the inscription 'RBA' and hands it over to the lady. The lady looks pleased, "Thank... attchoo!" Ramaswamy says, "Between friends, there is no thank you, no sorry, baby!" "We are not friends. Wait for my next call. Goodbye Rams!" 

Ramaswamy smiles. 

"Tu meri adhuri pyasa pyasa tu..." Ramaswamy's phone rings. 

"Hello. Who it is?" 

"It's me", a dull voice says. "Come to KRS dam." 

"But I'm already in KRS dam!" 

"What?"
Lady in red, suuuper sexy hawt voice, the letter... Oh no! Ramaswamy realises he was tricked!
"What have you done Ramaswamy? You must bring it back. You must. The fate of the world lies in your hands."
"How.. what.. why..? Ayyyoo Rama Sita Laxmana!" 

"Your buns Ramaswamy, use your buns wisely." The voice begins to break. 

Ramaswamy and his deadly buns III

Season1
Episode 3

Ramaswamy says, "How could this stupid chap die on us yaaaa?" Mr. Dead Macha's best friend starts to cry,"Who would want to kill him?? Who will hold my hand now?"
All of them start tearing apart the buns and examining them. There is complete silence...complete concentration. Could the food have been poisoned? Was the poison meant for our beloved Ramaswami? Suddenly...
Hahaha! Bun in your face!!!
Ayyyo What is this??? Mr. Dead Macha is not so dead any more!
April fools you peoples are!
Ramaswami becomes red in the face. Full angry he is! And then... his phone rings..TRING TRING..a very very sexy...suuuper hawt voice says, "Rams...come to the KRS dam right now you sweet boy!"
Ramaswami is perplexed! "Who are you?", he screams. "Why should I come?", he yells. Then, the very very sexy...suuuper hawt voice replies, "Eh macha please da don't do this to me! Just come no!" (courtesy Krupa) After hesitating a little Ramaswami agrees. He changes into his very special lungi and walks out of the door leaving all his friends to wonder to whom the suuuper hawt voice belongs to!

Ramaswamy and his deadly buns II

Season 1

Episode 2

Ramaswamy quickly points his deadly bun at all the seven dangerous looking men (simultaneously, yes!) and says, "Hands hup, I say!" Fearing for their lives, all the seven dangerous looking men put their hands hup and all the seven dangerous looking men's lungis fall off their waists to reveal multi-coloured silk chaddis! Ramaswamy puts his deadly bun back in his lungi's pocket (um, yes, Ramaswamy's special lungis have pockets) and laughs and checks his own chaddi's colour to show us that they are all members of the Matching Multi-coloured Chaddis Club.. "Ayyo! My chaddi dosts! Can't show chaddi first?" Hahaha, all the seven dangerous looking men laugh. Ramaswamy goes in and gets his fresh aromatic ordinary buns and they all dip them into the buckets of steaming sambar and have breakfast together!

But, after egg-zactly 6.7 seconds one of the seven dangerous looking men shrieks and falls dead! What has happened?!

Ramaswamy and his deadly buns

( WARNING: read only when in a silly mood)

SEASON 1
EPISODE 1

He stirred slowly...the sun's rays starting to light up his room. He found his hand on something warm, so warm and soft...and the aroma that escaped it brought an effortless smile upon his face...Buns!!! Fresh buns for breakfast :) (Note, these are not his deadly buns but ordinary ones) Just then he saw a shady shadow (:p) lurking outside his window! Could that be Manly Murukan??? Could he possibly know that Ramaswamy had been carefully following his every move for a week now???
Ramaswamy quickly grabs his deadly bun ( the powers of which are unknown but rumours have it that when unleashed, it's results are DEADLY) and crawls up to the window. He slyly peeks out of it...The door bursts open! Seven dangerous looking men in camouflage lungis and buckets of steaming sambar surround our hero...Will he escape safely??? Will he survive this unexpected attack? Stay tuned to find out :)