Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ramaswamy and his deadly buns IV

Season 1
Episode 4

Ramaswamy reaches the KRS dam on his katar-katar Bajaj scooter wearing his very special lungi. He sees a lady in red standing at the entrance and notices The White Official Letter in her right hand with the incription RBA on it. He realises what this is all about. He remembers what he had forgotten all this while. It was the moment of truth! 
"Attchoo!" His train of thought is disrupted when the lady sneezes. He wants to finish this fast. He goes upto her (not too close because he's super sensitive to viruses that cause cold) and she says, "Do you have it?" He says, "Uh, aaf course medam! I have it with me all the time. But, you are not the regular one." She shows him the letter and says, "This proves my credibility." Convinced, Ramaswamy begins unwrapping his very special lungi and from the pocket of his silky chaddi, he removes a piece of metal with the inscription 'RBA' and hands it over to the lady. The lady looks pleased, "Thank... attchoo!" Ramaswamy says, "Between friends, there is no thank you, no sorry, baby!" "We are not friends. Wait for my next call. Goodbye Rams!" 
Ramaswamy smiles. 
"Tu meri adhuri pyasa pyasa tu..." Ramaswamy's phone rings. 
"Hello. Who it is?" 
"It's me", a dull voice says. "Come to KRS dam." 
"But I'm already in KRS dam!" 
"What?"
Lady in red, suuuper sexy hawt voice, the letter... Oh no! Ramaswamy realises he was tricked!
"What have you done Ramaswamy? You must bring it back. You must. The fate of the world lies in your hands."
"How.. what.. why..? Ayyyoo Rama Sita Laxmana!" 
"Your buns Ramaswamy, use your buns wisely." The voice begins to break. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious.