Season 1, Episode 5

Season 1
Episode 5
Ramaswami realised that, obviously, he's been tricked. KRS dam was a secure point that was now infiltrated by the enemies. They knew that his weakness was for hot women in red dresses, especially ones with hot voices. He smacked his head in distress. Ayyio! How could he have fallen for this? It was as obvious as falling for a bald man! Everyone knew that bald men were evil! How could he have done this? Now he had to explain himself to the actual people who wanted the RBA! He reached into his lungi pocket and pulled out (with some difficulty) his deadly bun. It looked just like another bun. It was round and brown and very edible. But only the true Swamy could eat it and not die the most horrible death. Ramaswamy knew enough to not even try to eat it. He just looked at it sadly and said, "Why didn't you tell me oh great bun? Didn't you warn me about the bald man? Didn't you warn me about him?" But he knew that the bun only replied to the true Swamy. He put it back (with some difficulty) into his pocket again and sat on a convenient looking rock waiting for the actual people who wanted the RBA. To while away the waiting time, he thought about the macha who pretended to die after eating the non-deadly bun with sambhar. As this thought hit him, he jumped up from his rock with a scream loud enough to wake up even the most sleepy class ans shouted: "Ayyyyyyiooo! It is he who caused this! It is he who pretended to die so as to distract me from the idea that a hot voiced woman can actually be real! Nooooooooo! Ramaswamiii! How could you do this??"